Escaping The Dulldrums

Things have been dull in the kitchen. It’s the knives’ fault. They need sharpening.

I’ll bring them to the store. But not all of them. I’ll hold an audition to determine which will make the cut.

Understandably, some are on edge. Others can’t see the point. Some mince words (we have a sharp difference of opinion).

Finally, I say, “Listen up. You need to behave. No more cutting remarks.”

That’s putting it bluntly.

Advertisements

16 thoughts on “Escaping The Dulldrums

  1. No dueling knives, blades flashing, razor thin slicing, or pricked fingers–none of that in my kitchen. Dull they may be, my knives serve a worthy purpose: how best to spread frosting on a cupcake, or smear butter and jam on a freshly toasted bagel or muffin.
    Keep a steady hand on that honed knife blade. No “Iron Chef” stunts!

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s