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If Your Knees Could Speak

If your knees could speak, what would they say? I’m conducting a survey and hope you’ll contribute. I came up with the idea after buying pants featuring articulated knees.

What are articulated knees? you might be wondering. I wondered the very same thing.
I decided articulated knees are those that can articulate. And
articulated knees are one letter from being matriculated, which gives me hope for their education.

My articulated, almost matriculated, knees articulated that they planned to write a book, The Bee’s Knees. They like to be knee deep in a project.

Will your knees matriculate? Or will they articulate?



I am a rather obscure 14th C. poet, whose work has been translated into over thirty dialects of gibberish. I now spend my days translating from the gibberish into English and back again, as need be.

8 thoughts on “If Your Knees Could Speak

  1. My knees thank you for paying attention to them in a survey. Their one-word statement is “knobby.” However, they are genuine, not mechanical, bionic replacement knees, maybe some merit points toward matriculation. Articulated knee parts in pants are just the thing for dancing, prancing, and stepping out with joy

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  2. Are they comfortable, Eva? I have this mental picture of you cavorting on table-tops and doing a really energetic Charleston (that’s a dance) and “researching” for the Bee’s Knees! 🙂

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