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Book Release!

Dear Fans,

I am delighted to announce my newest work. Of all my publications, I am most proud of this one.
Recently released by I’mALittleHoarse Publications, The Art of Coughing will surely be a crowd pleaser. It covers such noteworthy topics as

1) Cough Into Your Arm or Your Hand (complete with diagrams)

2) How To Cough Your Way To Sleep

3) How To Wake Up Coughing

4) Spreading Your Germs Gracefully, Especially At Parties

5) How To Harmonize Coughs In Public

7) Cough For Fun And For Profit

8) Cough Your Way To A Brand New You

9) Nonstop Coughing–Myth or Reality?

10) When Your Cough Drop Drops

and a special bonus section: Offers for Coughers!

The Art of Coughing makes a great coffee table book.

Cough up your order today!



I am a rather obscure 14th C. poet, whose work has been translated into over thirty dialects of gibberish. I now spend my days translating from the gibberish into English and back again, as need be.

6 thoughts on “Book Release!

  1. Congrats on a book that’s sure to be a best seller! Perhaps a book tour will be in the offing, unless constant coughing interrupts the presentation. Will sneezes be the sequel?

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