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Introducing Stain More Steel

For a long time, I have been pondering the true meaning of stainless steel. Does it refer to steel that abstains from staining altogether? Or steel that stains less often than other kinds of steel?

In my scientific research, I have discovered (steel yourself) that stainless steel actually stains more. I have seen, with a steely-eyed look, hard-proven evidence: scorch spots here, scorch there. Were it truly stainless, wouldn’t those spots be invisible?

After months of toiling, I have invented a new kind of pot, a new pan: Introducing Stain More Steel.

Stain More Steel, the product no one wants to steal.




I am a rather obscure 14th C. poet, whose work has been translated into over thirty dialects of gibberish. I now spend my days translating from the gibberish into English and back again, as need be.

6 thoughts on “Introducing Stain More Steel

  1. What a stainless way of life! No blots, no splots, no splash or spill! Sammee has a terrific comment, as do you who have contributed years of research into staring at pots. Bon Appetit!

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