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A Nutty Tale

After attending a very nice concert yesterday afternoon, I went to the reception, held at a school next door. The building had a sign: “no – nut school.”

Impressive, I thought, till I went inside.

The reception offered, among other things, bowls overflowing with almonds.

How nutty!


I am a rather obscure 14th C. poet, whose work has been translated into over thirty dialects of gibberish. I now spend my days translating from the gibberish into English and back again, as need be.

4 thoughts on “A Nutty Tale

  1. That is such a nutty thing for a no-nut school. But according to my “Nuttographer Manual,” if this was a “classy” concert, then the appropriate nut is the one considered the “elegant” nut and those are the almonds. Hope that helps. . . .

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