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Seeking Band-Aid Solution

For some time now, I’ve been seeking a Band-Aid solution. For my band-aids.

Though, technically, they are bandages.

But I have a very sticky problem: my bandages won’t stick.

It doesn’t matter if they are waterproof, water resistant, marketed as staying on for 24 hours (24 seconds, more like it). My bandage will always fall off.

I’ve tried Band-Aid and its imitations many times over.

The other day I purchased clear bandages. I had my doubts reading “long lasting adhesive helps bandages stay on.”

But guess what? It did. For 36 hours. Practically a world record.

It’s all become clear: for a true band-aid solution, use clear bandages.

And if you have a band-aid solution to add, I hope you’ll let me know.

Author:

I am a rather obscure 14th C. poet, whose work has been translated into over thirty dialects of gibberish. I now spend my days translating from the gibberish into English and back again, as need be.

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