For a long time, I have been pondering the true meaning of stainless steel. Does it refer to steel that abstains from staining altogether? Or steel that stains less often than other kinds of steel?
In my scientific research, I have discovered (steel yourself) that stainless steel actually stains more. I have seen, with a steely-eyed look, hard-proven evidence: scorch spots here, scorch there. Were it truly stainless, wouldn’t those spots be invisible?
After months of toiling, I have invented a new kind of pot, a new pan: Introducing Stain More Steel.
Stain More Steel, the product no one wants to steal.