Posted in Giving Birth, humor, t-shirts

In Which I Give Birth To A Long Sleeve T-Shirt

This morning I looked outside and saw that it was very foggy, so I decided to wear a light green turtleneck with a blue sweater. I had worn the sweater yesterday over a long sleeve, sea green t-shirt.

After I put on the sweater, I looked down and saw that it puffed out in such a way that I looked pregnant.

I went to the store, an art class, biked eight miles, and attended a concert in my pregnant state.

When I returned from the concert, I was puttering around in the kitchen, when something fell from my sweater. It was a long green sleeve. I pulled on it and out came the T-shirt I wore yesterday.

Mother and t-shirt are doing well. Stay tuned for an invite to our baby shower.