It is time to come clean about some news I had. It puts on a new spin on things. I am not the only one whose socks have mysteriously disappeared. My neighbors and I aired our dirty laundry and discovered we had similar experiences with the washer/dryer sock gobbler.
The revelation cheers me. Not only do I have camaraderie in the Dept. of Missing Socks, my missing socks may find solace with other mismatched socks. Plus, my neighbors have lost many more socks after a shorter time here than I who have resided here a longer time. I feel quite fortunate as this is no small feat.